Home, bittersweet, home

As you may have noticed by my recent posts that all involve airports and airplanes I have been traveling a lot. I have been traveling to many small towns and have come to realize that it has been harder and harder to come back to LA. There is something about being in a small town covered with trees, open spaces, and neighbors that know each other that makes it hard to come home to the land of concrete. I was sitting in Mississippi a few weeks ago and realized that what I was hearing were birds and insects and other things that I have come accustomed to not hearing and I realized that it was because it was quiet, I was in the middle of neighborhood street and it was quiet!!! You really notice what a sensory input overload this city is when you step out of it for a minute or two.

Airplane games

I have added a new game to my plane boarding games. There is always the game where you board early and then watch as everyone else boards and you figure out which girl you would have sex with if the plane was crashing. The new game is man or woman. I have noticed that there are many women that are middle-aged, over-weight and have very short hair cuts. Sadly you can't tell if many of them are men or women just by looking at the face. So now when I get on a plane I not only look for my plane crash sex partner but I also try to guess, by faces only, if certain people are men or women, sadly I have been wrong more than once.

This plane is definitely crashing

Nothing like being on final approach for landing and waking up to Shit Luck by Modest Mouse and Isaac Screaming "This plane is definitely crashing"!!!!!