Friday, January 15, 2010

How are they going to explain this to their kids?

After watching another two episodes of one of my favorite shows, Jersey Shore, I have really started to wonder, what the hell are these people going to tell all the illegitimate kids they have when they find videos of these shows?

For all I know my parents could have been wild partiers, doing all kids of crazy stuff before I was born, but you know what, I will never know that because there is no photographic or video evidence. In this day and age of digital cameras, flip video cameras, and cell phones taking both pictures and videos, there is evidence of all the debauchery that goes on. I watch as Snookie says, “I can’t get any ass, all I want is to get some ass at the Jersey shore”. Now what happens when one of the 3 or 4 kids she is going to end up having goes to school and a classmate pulls up youtube and shows all the other kids video of his mom, drunk, standing on top of a booth at a club, and then taking a header down into the booth? What about the girl on Flavor of Love that took a shit on the floor in the middle of the house, how do you think her kid is going to feel when they see that video. It used to be that you would hear occasionally that a kid found his dad’s stash of playboys, found a picture of one of his friend’s moms, and showed it to everyone, but that was very rare. I am curious to see how many instances of this happen now, between youtube, facebook, TMZ, not to mention the millions of porn sites, kids have to be finding friend’s moms on a more regular basis.

All I am saying is if you want to be like that, fine, just don’t put it on film for your kids to deal with in therapy one day.

1 comment:

  1. I feel obligated to also mention all of the girls who go on Maury Povich with 12 different dudes, because they are not sure who the father of their child is.

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